Alice/18/cis and
honestly this blog is just a giant mess of things I find entertaining.
So if you like Les Mis, Elementary, Game of Thrones, Roosterteeth, terrible puns and horrible punctuation this may be the blog for you. Quick Warnings! This blog can be nsfw and can have triggering content. If you need me to tag anything please please send me an ask and I will tag accordingly.

 

wagnetic:

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

IT GOT BETTER

(Source: uncanny-xmen)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

agentcarolinainthemorning:

au where all the RvB characters are little kids who all live in the same neighborhood and the freelancers are the big kids and the lieutenants are all like toddlers or something and the glood gulch crew are like six years old 

and instead of dying the freelancers all just move away but it’s ok because they stay pen pals and they’re all old enough to use the internet with parental supervision so they cal still talk and shit

AND ABSOLUTELY NO ONE DIES AND THE AU STAYS HAPPY

ALLISON IS STILL ALIVE

ALL THE FREELANCERS ARE STILL ALIVE

JUNIOR IS A BABY DOLL THAT TUCKER FOUND ON THE STREET AND REFUSES TO LET IT BE THROWN AWAY

EVERYTHING IS OK AND HAPPY AND ADORABLE AND WE’RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE THIS SAD IN ANY WAY

lhommewalk:

i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them

djdragonblood:

helioscentrifuge:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

What’s worse is when the writers WANT to and the company won’t LET them

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